Archive for November 29th, 2007

Missing Child

November 29th, 2007 | Category: Lex

Excuse me, but have you seen our son? He seems to be missing. The child we have now is certainly not the same one we brought home from the NICU on Saturday. That one originally weighed only 3 pounds 14 oz, slept quietly and soundly, and wanted to eat every three hours. This one at our house wakes up every hour or so, eats like a horse, and sounds like a loud asthmatic cow when he sleeps. Granted, he’s still cute, but he is really wearing down his tired parents. So please let the original Lex know that we are looking for him if you happen to find him. Thanks…

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