To prepare a delightful preemie for your enjoyment the following steps are required.

Ingredients:

• 1 Pre-term baby. The cuter the better
• 2 Very tired parents
• 1 office/nursery/bedroom/kennel
• As many diapers as you can store
• Lots of bibs

1. Feed 1/2 bottle or until no longer awake
2. Pat on back to remove any bubbles
3. Change diaper
4. Feed second 1/2 bottle until finished
5. Cuddle until no more bubbles appear
6. Put down for nap
7. Simmer 3 hours or until ready
8. Repeat steps 1-7 until full term is reached

Notes.

Be sure to get any sleep you possibly can when the preemie is not awake. This is very important to keep sanity. Don’t forget to eat; this is an easy step to forget.